Cursed, Indeed. {1}

Cursed

I was pretty bummed a couple of days ago to hear that my old friends in Cursed were robbed while on the tail end of their European tour and have lost basically everything as a result – including their will to continue as a band.

Sad news, indeed, but at this point the only concern should really be helping the boys get home and get back on their feet so for those interested in helping out; Dave, who plays in one of Chris’ other bands (Burning Lovers) has set up a Paypal account to help out the band – click the link below, even a couple of bucks will help.

Cursed Benefit Fund

I Guess It Struck A Nerve {6}

I popped by Curbside before heading off to meet up with the boys for the DSR Group Ride (raindate, again!) and was pleasantly surprised to see my boy Dexter Chad and his incredible old Merckx road bike. This brother must have horseshoes hidden somewhere because he seems to end up with the sweetest rides for very little scrilla – I can’t wait to see the Curt Harnett hour record track bike that he might as well have been paid to take!

Curbside Cycle

Eddie Merckx

Eddie Merckx

Eddie Merckx

Eddie Merckx

Eddie Merckx

“Seriously, this guy rode the Paris-Roubaix with his own face on the bike! Ha!”

Eddie Merckx

The ride itself was nice – pretty small (far preferable for me) and pretty short (could have dealt with a little longer) but a great time none the less. If anyone in the city can think of a pretty central location for Sprints (think 300m or so of straight, smooth asphalt) please let me know because we lost our spot last week after a small altercation with the Ontario Place security guards – hopefully there will be something lined up for next week so that we can, once again, go straight… fast.

Devil Strip Rollers

Devil Strip Rollers

Devil Strip Rollers

Devil Strip Rollers

Devil Strip Rollers

Devil Strip Rollers

Devil Strip Rollers

Devil Strip Rollers

Devil Strip Rollers

Where The Wild Things Aren’t {4}

Where The Wild Things Are

A little under a year ago I saw the first screen capture from the film adaptation of Where The Wild Things Are which looked amazing, which isn’t at all surprising given that it was being directed by Spike Jonze. It was slated for a May 2008 release which would mean that right now I could be watching one of my favorite stories on the big screen but apparently the kindergarten babies at Warner Brothers think that it’s “too scary” and “too dark” for kids so they’ve held it off until sometime next year pending re-shoots – amidst rumors of Jonze being pulled out of the director’s chair entirely.

Where The Wild Things Are

Apparently these dickheads have never seen The Dark Crystal or Labrynth – terrifying for the kids it was intended for yet some of the most beloved films of our generation. We grew up on that stuff and just look how we turned out!

On second thought…

Andrew McCracken: Man Of The People

Tonight on the way home from poker night Aner BSOD #1 saw some sketchy trying to sell an obviously stolen, fairly high end black track bike for $30 on the street.
Being a man of the people, Aner liberated the bike from it’s captor (didn’t pay the scumbag, either) and currently has it in his possession.

If you recently had one stolen get in touch with Andrew or I and give a detailed description – if the bike is yours, it’ll be returned to you.

Edit: In case you hadn’t been reading the comments – the bike’s owner (Matt) was found the same night and had his black beauty returned to his stable.

GT Pulse

Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear. {4}

I think anyone who was there last night will attest to the fact that I am pretty well unbeatable at the game of poker. Well, that’s pretty much true for anything in life but it’s especially true when it comes to poker – Daniel Negreanu and the likes better duck down! BLAOW!

Thanks to Jordan for hosting.

On an unrelated note: Notice anything different about the convenience stores this week?

Don’t Shoot The Messenger {0}

Yesterday I made my way out to the island with the CWMC crew to run the final test race before the world’s hit Toronto in June. I felt like a huge idiot because it had to be explained to me a few times before I really understood how the manifest / pickup / dropoff system works I think it’ll be straight forward for the folks that this race has been designed for and the feedback from the folks that ran the course has been overwhelmingly positive. I think the couple thousand messengers that will converge on Toronto later this summer are going to be in for a real treat.

One of the nicest surprises of the day was getting to hang out with my new bud Trout!

You Can’t Bring Me Down! {6}

Potholes have tried and failed. Streetcar tracks have tried and failed but together they teamed up and nearly brought me down! Fortunately my catlike reflexes kept me from hitting the concrete but even them couldn’t spare me from some little bumps, bruises and scrapes – nor could they spare me the embarrassment of crab walking my bike at the front of a 10 car line-up. What are ya gonna do? Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you.

Go Straight Fast {0}

I managed to go through 2 weeks in Europe without a single flat; given all the cobblestone and sketchy road conditions we encountered I consider myself to have been pretty damn lucky. Last night while changing my tires over to my usual wheels I realized just how lucky I was; I found a 5mm finishing nail (or perhaps a piece of a staple?) stuck in my tire – identical to the one that deflated Robbie’s tire in Florence. I’ve always sworn by Tuffys and supported their use but this one is pretty surprising. Cop dem Tuffys, kids!

Tuffy

Tuffy

I guess it is possible to snap a seatpost collar by over tightening – what’s surprising is that it did no damage to the frame or the seat post but the collar completely exploded. I’ve broken bolts before but never the collar itself. I managed to get one of the spares I had to fit (2 of 3 had a 1mm variance that held the post vertically but I found myself sitting on a spinning saddle) but found that the sidewalls are stressed in the exact same spot as the one that broke so I’m not giving it much time before it finally goes on me – any suggestions for a good 27.2 seatpost collar?

After being rained out 2 weeks in a row the first in the Devil Strip Rollers’ “Go Straight Fast” series of the season went off last night without a hitch!

It’ll be back next week on its regular night, Wednesday, so if you’ve got the need for speed and / or have beef come on out – call someone out and tear it up!

We are 138! {1}

Missfits Softball

Missfits Softball

Despite the sucky weather; last night marked the first game, and subsequently the first win, for the Missfits Women’s Softball team at Trinity Bellwoods park. They crushed a team of Gina’s who were too busy whining on the bench to pull out the W over our gals. There are stands at the field so if you’re in the area on Wednesday nights feel free to come by and show some support. 3 up, 3 down! Use those peepers, Missfits!

You Gotta See The Baybay! {5}

The one silver lining in the dark cloud mentioned below is that Dave flew in for the weekend which gave me the opportunity to spend some time with him, his lovely lady Laura and their amazing little guy; Maddox.

Dave obviously had a lot of family stuff to attend to and my lady was home for mother’s day which gave me plenty of time for maxin’ and relaxin’ in the city with some of my good friends; Sunnies the Dog & Robot Texas. Notice that Robot Texas is wearing a tan Coyboy Hat standing in front of a mural of a tan Cowboy Hat. So badass!!!

The fellas and I hit up the new Adrift location at 116 Spadina Ave – opening party this Saturday night!

We also made a point of rolling by the new Duke’s location just around the corner on Richmond. It’s great to see the guys & gals back on their feet.

Keep On Truckin’ {0}

I’d like to start this post by sending all my love to Will, Dave & the entire Munro family.

For those of you that don’t yet know; a 7cm tumor was discovered in Will’s brain last week. He was immediately admitted and an emergency surgery was scheduled in which a good portion of the tumor was removed. Word on the street is that Will is recovering remarkably well and the real challenge here is going to be stopping him from doing too much too fast. Would you expect any less? The man is a machine.

Nothing has been set up as of yet but you can bet that the family is going to be facing some obviously unforeseen expenses in the very near future so soon enough a collection will be started to help Will and the family take care of some of those bills. I’ll post details and start a facebook group as soon as the ball gets rolling.

Will, I know you’re at the very beginning of this fight and some hard days lay ahead – just know that this entire city is pulling for you and will be with you every step of the way.

My Heart Is Home {2}

I was extremely lucky to have been able to have taken a couple of weeks away with two of my best friends to see and experience things we hadn’t before. I’m extremely grateful for the opportunity and can’t thank everyone enough for making it one of the most memorable experiences of my life.

Coming home is always nice because you miss all the things that make your life worth living but coming home also means returning to all the things that make your life stressful and difficult. Fortunately, I have a fantastic support system made up of my amazing girlfriend, family, friends, co-workers, etc. that has made the transition back into normal life much easier.

Here are a couple of highlights of the last couple of weeks since I’ve been back – at least the ones I caught on camera.

Scott Hansen @ FITC

Black Lungs / Cancer Bats (Thanks Liam)

Fixing DVD Players

Lazy Sunday Afternoons

Attack In Black / Constantines (Thanks Spark)

Alistair’s 1st Birthday

Killen’s 29th Birthday

Baseball with my lady

Lastly, something I haven’t seen in a very long time…

Triplog Day 16: Rome > Toronto {2}

Goodbye Spain / Italy. Thanks for the memories.

Triplog Day 15: Rome {0}

Robbie left to go back to jolly old England today so we sent him off with a truuuuuuuly authentic English breakfast. I think his omelette had just a little bit less bacon grease than his from a couple days prior.

After breakfast Spark and I got settled in our new hostel (complete with HOT shower unlike our last one) and headed out to meet up with Beth for a little more Roman exploration.

We headed into the Trastevere which was a pretty sweet little area of town – it reminded me at least a little of some of the nicer areas of Brooklyn which I really liked. I have a feeling that if you got to know this area of town a little bit it would become an amazing place to live.

On the way back downtown we encountered this giant douche driving around a city filled with the tiniest cars (even the buses here are tiny!) in a Hummer blasting 1) White Wedding – Billy Idol and 2) The Final Countdown – Europe. A young Roman and I really bonded in our joint excitement!

We said our goodbyes to Beth and made our way back to the hostel to get a good night’s sleep before the epic journey we’d face the next day. I’m pretty sure a local dude called us “Turkey Balls.”

The final SUNDOG of the trip. :(

Triplog Day 14: Rome {4}

Today was one of those days that ended up amazingly but started off pretty monumentally badly. Given that Robbie was leaving tomorrow and Sparkles and I were leaving the day after we figured that we should figure out how we’re packing our bikes for travel. Before we left my lady was kind enough to do a bunch of ‘cycling in Rome’ research for me which included the printing of about 100 Roman bike shops so I figured we’d be golden! What I didn’t count on is that out of all of those shops, maybe 4 of them were anywhere near downtown Rome and only 2 of them were anywhere near us. So, we mapped out the 2 closest ones and headed out in search of them only to discover that bike shops, like most other shops in Rome, tend to open and close whenever they want. 2 hours of walking around Rome in search of boxes and no dice.

So, we headed back to the hostel and I spent about an hour on the nerd trying to figure something out before we decided just to try calling the airline to see if they had any bike boxes available. They told us that they actually don’t allow bike boxes, which is funny because we definitely boxed them to bring them with us, but we’d have to use that saran wrap type stuff at the airport but not to worry because they are very careful with bicycles. We didn’t really buy that but figured we’d just have to take the chance so we picked up some bubble wrap just to be a little safer and called that case closed.

Realizing that we should have ridden around to the shops, we hopped on our bikes and headed down to the Colosseum. We missed the tour we wanted to take by a couple of minutes but figured it’d be worth taking a poke around regardless.

Much to my surprise and delight both THE SUNDOG & Sitty Robbie made appearances.

Our admission to the Colosseum also gave us access to the Palatine Hill which is one of the most ancient parts of Rome. It was truly beautiful and I really wish that we could have spent more time there but we’d already planned to head back to Africa to meet up with our friend Courtney for dinner.

Now, Spark’s sister is staying in Rome with her friend Lorenzo and we were lucky enough to be in town on the night when Lorenzo was throwing this big party in this old farm house (technically a castle) on the outskirts of the city. We didn’t know much about it other than there was music, art and lots of booze. We had to take a couple of trains, a cab and walk just to get there but it was a lot of fun and well worth the trip.

Robbie: “Beth, did you come straight from Aerobics Class?”

Robbie’s new Facebook profile pic, I guarantee.

The real party started when it came time to leave and we realized that we had no idea how we were getting home. It was around 4am and we were in bit of an industrial district (think Royal Windsor Drive in relation to Toronto, both in terms of feeling and geography) and there were no phones to be found to call a cab, very few cars driving by and most of them were probably piloted by drunk party goers. Apparently this is the norm in the region so I would have been hesitant to hitch anyway; at this point, with Spark half sleeping on a milk crate beside a news stand, I decide that we are walking towards Rome and hopefully something amazing will happen along the way. About a kilometer or so down the road something did! A city bus drives by and we decided that no matter where it went, we were getting on it! We flagged down the driver and hopped on – the driver didn’t speak English but we spoke just enough Italian to find out that it finishes it’s route approximately 2 minutes from our hostel. Sparkles woke up about 45m-1h later at Termini and his eyes lit up like a kid on xmas morning.

Our view of Spark:

Spark’s view of us:

Triplog Day 13: Rome {5}

After an unsuccessful attempt at a meet-up yesterday caused by my police troubles in Florence – we headed over to the train station first thing to meet up with Spark’s sister, Beth, who was staying in Rome for a little bit before heading off to Dubai.

No wonder the cops here are assholes – they have to ride around on Segways!

Who am I kidding? I would kill to ride around all day on a Segway.

Vintage Footie Jersey shop? Giddy up!

“This Pizza is so good, I need another one.”
“But you’ve only taken one bite out of that slice!”
“Doesn’t matter, it’s so good. I need another one!”

This shop was dope – they made personalized aprons and things of the sort so Spark and Beth picked one up for their niece, Olivia. I was really impressed to see the guy adorning the fabric in the old fashion way – no new fangled computron sewing machines up in here!

We’re classy.

And magical.

To quote Scotty Willemsen at his wedding “I’d like to thank little boys.”

So, what’s the one thing that you’re not allowed to bring into the Vatican? Swiss Army knives. I had my knife confiscated in Florence but Spark forgot to take his out of his bag so we had to do the Vatican in groups of two as to not lose another of Sean’s knives.

Matt: There’s a lot of glare in this shot.
Rob: There’s a lot of self-importance in that shot.
Matt: BURN!

This kid was amazing. He got scolded by the same woman 3 or 4 times for making pigeons fly into her daughter but he was relentless in his endeavors. Ultimately, Chunk of Goonies fame, failed to capture a bird but he was successful in capturing a little piece of all our hearts.

The SUNDOG does the Spanish Steps

Il Margutta – definitely the most expensive / fanciest meal of the trip and as good as it was, it most certainly wasn’t the best. In any case, it’s nice to see all the options for Vegetarian / Vegan fine dining throughout the cities we were in.